SC 26th Anniversary Pt. 1

Well SC turned 26 on August the 27th... I would have wrote my annual "Why you should love SC more than anything else in the whole world" article for the website then.. but I have been without internet.. I am still without internet.. but I will be back soon, and I have plans to redesign a lot of Internet SC Land soon.

By the way, Internet SC Land is gigantic... bigger than I ever remember.. It is this website.. which if you actually dig in to, is really huge. Not only this website, but also the fukachuk egg machine website, which is also huge.. the space station zero site.. the death ray gun site.. the elaine boyling site.. and the kolodychuk.com site.. out of state, zebra for sally.. and all sorts of other things i always forget about.. like the fowler creek site, and the SC20 site.. and god knows what else.

I spend a lot of my time doing this stuff... and I hope you people all appreciate it.. I would love it if you liked it all.. but thats just impossible... but as long as you appreciate the fact that me and Elaine, and Terry, and Gord.. and all the rest of the SC Brotherhood are out there doing this... and still not getting paid.. after 26 long years.

For an insite in to the history of SC Entertainment you can check out last years amazing documentary "25 Years of Mayhem" http://scentertainment.freehostia.com/sc25/

Anyway.. I will write more about the adventure which is Super Cool Entertainment in a few days... until then.. wait it out.

Trailer for BEEFART & CHEENKAW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeVX_sy5-io

The Best of Beefart & Cheenkaw

Hello.. I hope your summer is a pleasant one.

Very soon the fantastic new film "BEEFART & CHEENKAW" will be out and available to the masses of the world.. i know many of you have been waiting a very long time for these two master crime fighters to get their own movie.. and now the wait will soon be over!

In the mean time, there is a Special "Best of Beefart and Cheenkaw" thing you can watch that I put together.. It has some of the best Beefart and Cheenkaw scenes from the last 16 years... there are a lot of good ones and it is about 40 minutes long.. but it is worth it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71aq6523Hw

Thanks, and I will keep you updated on when to expect the new movie!

Coming Soon... Beefart & Cheenkaw!

Beefart & Cheenkaw & Laura McKnees Movie

Just a note to let all the rabid fans of Beefart & Cheenkaw & Super Secretary Laura McKnees know that the exciting new movie has began shooting! We have done a bunch of sceens in the super amazing Beefart and Cheenkaw HQ, and tomorrow we will be shooting some scenes with a vampire! Come sunday we meet the werewolf! So things are progressing in an exciting way.. stay tuned for more updates.

Busy Month of SC Filming

Hey there.. just a quick SC note to let you know there is a trailer for the movie I have been working on the last few months.. "Olive" I am only about half done shooting.. so it is only really half a trailer.. but it will show you at least half of what is to come...

on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBA8iLSK0rI
on vimeo: http://vimeo.com/5387098

I have also started pre-production on the long awaited Beefart and Cheenkaw Adventure movie... we begin shooting this Sunday! Get ready for Beefart and Cheenkaw and werewolves and aliens and sasquaches and vampires and ADVENTURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

We have also started shooting on the as yet slightly untitled previously known as Unicorn film.. which is kind of totally terrific.. (See picture above) It will most likely blow your freaking mind away...

Some other things to watch:

Death Ray Gun Live in Dirt - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cn0l0LOTmY

Death Ray Gun Video for Clothes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nzkz24QOa4

Olive Cast Photo

Here is a cast photo from the new movie I am working on called "Olive" It is going really well, and is probably about a third done.. so expect the cast to grow a lot more in the future.

Olive and other updates

Hello.. it has been almost two months since I have last updated this website.. I apologize, as I haven't been quite myself lately... but on to more exciting things.

I have been working on and off for almost a year on an idea I had to make a new film.. and it is finally being realized.. it is very exciting. The film is called Olive, and is about a girl named Olive who lives in a terrarium in the basement of a very old house.. she goes on a rather astonishing adventure and meets some very astonishing people and things. There is obviously a lot more to it than that, but those are the basics.. it is kind of a fairy tale in a lot of ways, and it is all stop motion animation. so it is probably going to take me forever to finish... but the important part is that i have finally started. 

I have also started coming up with a plan for a new sort of children's show / cartoon / variety thing... it is still a little rough right now.. but the basics are that it will have an old west / outer space kind of theme to it.. with an emphasis on the old west. it will be hosted by our two favourite sock puppets in the universe, Hank & Gerald.. and have different parts with an on going cartoon adventure about Ruby, a cat from the Old West in the future... sort of thing.

At any rate it will be very exciting, and I am hoping to get Terry Ramsay involved, and perhaps some more friends from Space Station Zero... 

This summer should produce some very exciting things from SC.. so I hope you all start salivating in anticipation now.

Archive Update.

I have found a box of amazing things from SC's sorted past, some old SC newsletters that I thought for sure had been lost forever years ago, and some old catalogues and a bunch of other things.. at any rate I have updated the 'SC Archive" section to reflect these exciting finds.

I would encourage you all to check out some of the things I was up to in the mid 90's... not so surprisingly it is kind of exactly what I am doing right now.. only with paper and stamps rather than with this neat-o computer!

I have also converted all the issues of SC Propaganda to PDFs.. so it may be slightly easier for you to read them all.. and you WILL read them all.

(side note.. I swore a lot in the 90's)

The SC Archives are HERE

Limited Edition Fukachuk EP

Just a quick note to let you know that a very talented young lady i know is holding a special 3rd anniversary event to commemorate her monthly gothic industrial themed event called 'Chimera" on thursday march 26th.

at any rate she will be giving out some free goodies to people that evening in some way that i'm not sure if i understand or not.. the good news is that aside from treats from some actual musicians, she will also have a handful of a special fukachuk egg machine records that as for now, and possibly ever will only be available at that event. it has three special mixes from the 'looking for lizards' double album, as well as a bunch of 'b-sides' to those songs that aren't available anywhere else.. so i encourage you to go check it out on thursday, and if you are really unlucky, you may end up with some limited edition fukachuk music that you will one day no doubt show your grandchildren, as they shake their heads in shame of even knowing you... 

for more information please visit the website for chimera : http://www.angelsofdisruption.com/chimera/

thanks!

-Blaise

A Million Million Million Years

Here is the latest fukachuk video from the new double record set. I like this one a lot actually.. I kind of look like hell.. probably just because thats the way I look these days.. but it's a good song either way. The response from the new record has been really good so far, and i'm glad people are actually listening to it. If you don't have it yet, please contact me at kolodychuk@gmail.com. I am asking for $10, in any way you feel like getting the money to me. It is a rather complicated package and two CDs and a book and stuff.. so thats why I am actually asking for money. Please feel free to tell me a sad story about why you can't afford it and chances are you will get it any way.. 

I am also offering it as a free MP3 download as well.. Just e-mail me and I will send you a link to a zip file. All I want in payment for that method is that you listen to the music and tell me what you think. 

I will try to continue making more videos from this record. I am looking for people to be in some of them.. if you want to be in something, and have a flexible schedule please e-mail me.

See you later!

Passageway

The fourth video from the Looking For Lizards CDs is 'Passageway'. I hope you enjoy it. Coming up next will be the video for 'A Million Million Million Years' in my quest to make a video for every one of the 25 songs on my new record... they will either increasingly get better, or shittier.. I am not sure which yet.

Looking For Lizards Out Today.

The new double album and book set is out today... I had an ultra exciting free draw, or raffle, if you will, for 10 free copies of this set. I have had a modest amount of entries.. which just sort of proves to me that not a lot of people care much about the things I do.. even when I go on and on about how much it means to me.. that's fine.. I'm used to it.. it just means the few people who actually were interested in the things I do will all be rewarded.. since there wasn't much more than ten enties any way, I will give everyone who put their name in the draw a copy of the record. It also means I wasn't quite prepared for more than ten free records, so i am going to have to get some more made.. but it matters not.. I'm sure I will have them out in the mail by the end of the week. 

If for some reason you are still interested in owning my new records, please e-mail me.. I will be selling physical copies, and giving away digital copies that you can down load.

To the people that entered the draw, you all won, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for having an interest in the things I do... because it is basically all I am.

Free Music Draw.

So the new fukachuk egg machine double album will be out on Feb. 14th..

It is called "Looking for Lizards" and has 25 new songs split in to the two albums 'lost in the forest' and 'building the swing' I have been working on it for months and it is a culmination of many different things that have happened. There is a lot of Blaise in this record.. probably far too much.. but it makes for something that I am very proud of and something that means a great deal to me. It also simply just sort of kicks ass on top of all that. So it is 2 CDs as well as a 52 page book that is actually kind of really beautiful. The whole thing is kind of a beautiful little package dedicated to some music that means a lot. 

So here's the deal.. I would like for everyone on earth to own it free of charge.. as usual. But the truth is.. this beautiful little package of amazingness takes a lot of work and money to make. So I propose this solution: 

I will be having a draw for 10 free copies of the double album.

Please send me your name and mailing address immediately to be included.. I'm not joking when i say it could change your life. 

On february 14th I will draw 10 names out of some sort of container and post the winners on the sc website. 

If at that point you still want a copy and were not picked in the super amazing free draw, I will make MP3s and artwork available for download in a zip file.. just write me and tell me you want it. Sure it's not as pretty as the amazing Box set thingy.. but it gets the job done.

If you are still desperate to own the box and the cds and the book... then write me and I will figure out a price.

And please I beg you, once you actually have the CDs or MP3s.. please make copies and give to your friends.. put on mix tapes.. and leave them laying around on park benches.. and stuff..

But it matters not right now... I'M CRAZY BLAISE AND I'M GIVING AWAY CDs FOR FREE! Just send me your name to be included in the draw!

For more information on the new record, and all things fukachuk.. I have completely redesigned the fukachuk egg machine web site to be the most beautiful thing you have ever seen... It might be slightly confusing at first, but you will get the hang of it. Kind of exactly like my music.

http://fukachuk.com 

There are a couple new videos from the record out now.. you can see them on the website.

or here:

Festival

Water 

and here is a short commercial I made for the new record.

and here is a video of me screaming like a girl and wearing shorts .

I hope you all take advantage of this new record.. it kind of means the world to me.. and it kind of saved my life in a lot of ways. 

Take care!

Blaise

http://scentertainment.org 

http://kolodychuk.com 

Looking For Lizards.

I have been working almost every single night non stop for the last 3 months or more on a fukachuk egg machine record.. heck, I started recording some of this stuff before the last record even came out... any way it is nearing being finished now.. and will be released on February 14th. This is a very important record and I just wanted to tell you it was coming. It will be a double album.. something fukachuk has never done before.. it will have 25 new songs and be more amazing than anything you have ever heard in your life. anyone who knows anything about me knows that the last few months have been.. well.. eventful, to say the least. but my point is that I have obviously had a lot to write about and think about and scream about and sing about... my other point is that this is a good record.. and i have been doing things with music that i have never done before.. and it is all very exciting and very big.. crushingly so.. anyway, you don`t come across a record like this very often in your life.. it is called "looking for lizards." disc one is titled 'lost in the forest' and disc two is titled 'building the swing'.. from start to finish the whole album is connected and lays out a story and an idea, and takes you through most parts of all the things that have made up fukachuk egg machine over the last ten years. I can't really stress enough how much this record really means to me.

It also includes a 52 page book. Because there is so much that goes in to the whole 'looking for lizards' package, I won't be making too many of them. I may have a draw at some point over the next couple weeks for some free copies.. so keep watching for that. and as always, if you aren't recieving the sc e-mail newsletter, please send me your e-mail address to be put on my mailing list, so you don't miss out on exciting things like this record.. and free stuff.. and everything we do here.

go to the fukachuk website to watch a commercial I made for the new record.

For those of you who might unfortunatly miss out on owning an actual copy of 'Looking For Lizards' because of it's limited release... I will also be making all the songs available in a download package with art and stuff for anyone who wants it.. but a little later on.. If you are desperate to own one after all the free copies are gone, I will make you one, but I will have to charge you.. Just because it is a lot of work and costs me money to make. (But it is worth it for sure)

I will sort this mess out before the release date... don't worry.

I am also in the middle of completely re-designing the fukachuk egg machine website, to make it far less user friendly, and more confusing than you ever thought possible... but that project is probably going to take a while, as i have rather large plans for what i want to do with it.

Anyway, thanks.. take care. wish me luck.......

Death Ray Gun - No Trespassing

The first new release from SC in 2009 is the astounding new Death Ray Gun album: No Trespassing. It features music all recorded last year in Calgary Alberta by both Blaise and Elaine. It has six new tracks of mind altering hypnotic ear splitting music that would make Luigi Russolo blush. 

The song Rainbows is available to listen to and download HERE.

If you want to own this album, please contact me via e-mail. I can ship you a CD or I can send you the MP3s of all the songs.

Coming up in a few weeks...the new fukachuk egg machine double album. it's probably the most important thing I have ever done.. and it kind of is a very big deal to me... it comes from a lot of different places... I will give you more info later.... for now, please enjoy some new DEATH RAY GUN!

Welcome to 2009

We are upon a brand new year of potential SC excitement.. what adventures may or may not unfold?

the last few years have been creative monsters and i don't expect myself to let up any time soon. last year saw the release of a zebra for sally, and all sorts of death ray gun excitement.. as well as FOUR fukachuk egg machine records... i think it might have been a personal best in that department.
2007 was spent in a space station.. and filming zebra for sally. 2006 was the year of out of state and space cow... and it goes on and on..
This year will hopefully see the creation of several projects I have planned. I am already in the midst of recording the most important and greatest fukachuk egg machine record of all time... it might be a double album... and i have big plans for it.. the music i have made so far is something new and exciting and beyond anything I have ever tried before. I have been planning out and sorting out and figuring out a new film i want to make about a girl named Olive.. as it stands it is going to be completely stop motion animated.. but i have changed my mind about this movie a lot.. so we will just have to wait and see what my brain decides to do when it's time. I know the story, and I know that Kristy Lannan will be Olive.. if that mean acting, or just voice work, I don't know yet. Another project I want to make this year is the super amazing Beefart and Cheenkaw Adventure.. it has been in the works way too long.. and the script is the best writing I have ever done in my life. I just have to make it I think... maybe when it gets warm out again...
All these things are super big deals.. life changing stuff.. and it is just the tip of the mountain which is sc entertainment in 2009... I also promise to continue my crusade to fight for justice in the universe.. and I shall do it with lasers and death ray guns...

something new to watch... a video for a song from your new favourite record.. the upcoming new fukachuk egg machine album.. the song is called water.
check it out here

Pumpkin Getting

A Zebra For Sally is the best movie you will ever see.

A Zebra for Sally is a movie I made.. I made it last year and finished it this year.. and I don`t really know what happened after that.. I think a few people saw it, not even all the cast and crew were there at the big unveiling party we had.. and I use the term party very very loosely. At any rate I needed to say more about this film. I have heard some criticisms about it, and I have heard a lot of good things about it.. but at the end of the day when I add everything up and I think about all the things that I went through to make this film and all the hard work from so many people.. from Terry getting covered in pudding, Barry stripping down to his underwear and getting covered in glue and fake blood.. or Kristy tirelessly and endlessly doing everybody`s make up plus her own almost full body make up every day.. to Christine who never questioned me, even when i told her to carry around a stuffed zebra and stare at the canned peas in safeway for 15 minutes while I secretly filmed her with a camera hidden under my coat. I didn`t even mention Isaac, because he was just so amazingly cool he transcends quirky stories. At any rate, when I take all that in to consideration, as well as all the personal crazyness I had to endure by actually making this bizarre ghost story with no money, no free time and no one but myself telling me what I should do.. at the end of the day, A Zebra For Sally is without a doubt, the best movie ever made. And it means a hell of a lot to me. I have heard people say that Out of State is my masterpiece.. but I disagree. Out of State is fucking genius, and in reality it was more hard work, and it was bigger and longer and had more action and adventure... but A Zebra for Sally is really my baby.. it is beautiful and exactly what I wanted.. from the hazy images and the classical backwards bizarro soundtrack that is the dictionary definition of atmospheric.. to the way ever one acts in that movie... it is beautiful.. sally is sally.. the sally from my head.. she is wonderful.. 

perfect. And Dale... oh my lord.. it has been over a year.. and I still think about the way she is with Father Woodman when they are sitting in the room... how she gives that little look off to the side.. that, without a doubt is my proudest moment of film making ever... and it has nothing to do with me.. Dale is simply just possessed.. and I caught it on film.. and I love it.

I could really go on and on and on about how much I love this movie.. and all the reasons it means so much to me... but my point is, it really is beautiful. and you should watch it.

It is best watched on TV.. e-mail me for a copy if you want it..

and if you don`t have the patience or the motivation to actually get yourself a DVD copy of it.. I have it on-line for you to watch.. You might have to be in the right mood.. you might not.. who knows.. but you should watch it.. If you look at it in the right way, in the way I intended, and twist it to be everything you ever needed.. then it can change your life.. 

watch it on YOU TUBE here

and after you`re done, watch
the making of a zebra for sally here.

oh.. this all came about because I went to the zebra for sally website just now and had a look around.. at all the photos and the behind the scenes stuff, and I must have got all misty eyed or something... but you should check out the website also if you have a chance.

thanks for listening to me whine.

-Blaise.

All this stuff is connected

I have spent the last few days working hard to import all the SC News from the last 9 years in to this blog type format.. hey! I have been doing this a long time.... and now you can check it out easier than you ever thought possible! you can go to the archive section, or use the archive links on the side of every page if you are wondering about all the things we have been doing on the internet since before the start of this millennium.. 

In other news the new Death Ray Gun Live Album "Make It Disappear" is out now.. e-mail me if you want it.. it is very groovy.

 

Lots and lots of new things....

hello. there are a bunch more new things available. I will go through everything right now.. even the stuff I have already talked about... because it is all totally cool.

NEW DVDS TO GET!

Tales From The Outer Space... In your mind!

A new collection of SC Short Films!

Includes:

tail
a true story
mysteries of the deep blue sea
soda cow
lawn
the bee movie
bruno
steve wozniak
death ray gun amazing adventure show
space cow cereal
peas
cheeto master
pet snake
the adventures of francis and demone - the case

with bonus features:
countdown to destruction
snapdragons
secret book
sickness of the mind
bruno (alternate)
fukachuk egg machine 1998 - 2008

and even more!

 

Don't forget the other Collections of SC Short films from yesteryear...

a corbomite selection of fine doctrines

2000

Includes:
The Zipper Within
The Shirtless Hill
The Elegance Of Bathing
The Doctrine of Vitality
Buddy's Life Signs
The Adventures of Lonny and Ron
Leroy's Cake
Leroy's Shrimp
The Severed Josh
Television
Humanity on Fire Parts one, two and three
Freak of Nature
Get Active!

what the bunny saw

2003

includes:
slurpees from heaven
the art of duchess
the box
wiz the world is yours
living by the book
what the bunny saw
the head

 

a bowl full of week old milk and biscuits

2006

Includes:
Near Beginning
Box Shaped Dragon Tattoo
Veltrax Talks About Drinking and Driving
The Logical Rumination
The Birth Of Baby Dog
Near Middle
One With The Fish
Cough Drop Box
Marble Street Note Book
I Made You
James
Near End

 

New CDS!

a bear inside a box

Broken star under the tree of reason
Weeds and wheels
Pamphlets
Shadow puppet ceiling makers (sink)
Miss the moon
Shakin’ time
Sliding over marbles
Mix it with milk
Stick lights
Daytime sleepers
The controller mouse
The end of things

filled with animals

Drown inside
Filled with animals
Human being taster
The things I need to say
You
The dogs have given up
Shape it
Human connections

 

 

 

 

NEW VIDEOS TO WATCH ON-LINE!

Peas	Mysteries Of The Deep Blue Sea
A Zebra For Sally	The Small Things
death ray gun - made from the sun	sickness of the mind
death ray gun - valentines day	Bruno.

fukachuk egg machine - mix it with milk

 

To own any of the above DVDs or CDs please e-mail me for details!

The Small Things

The new fukachuk egg machine album "A Bear inside A Box" is out now.. with 12 new songs.. you can listen to, and download the whole album from the fukachuk web site 

just click on the album link.

you can also just e-mail me and I will send you a copy if you like.

Also, to accompany the new record is a brand new fukachuk egg machine movie!

It is called "The Small Things", it is the seventh fukachuk movie and shows the events that take place after the box and beyond. Sindy looks at herself and sees the things she has done and chooses what significance they have on what she will do with the world around her... meanwhile her world is being created. it is starring amanda kolodychuk and katie priaulx.

watch it on you tube: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=spAsgzt6BXI

watch it on blip.tv: http://blip.tv/file/1421058

includes the songs:
weeds and wheels
lizard girl
scooped out parts
the controller mouse
the dogs have given up

on top of all this there is also a new fukachuk egg machine music video for the new song `mix it with milk` you can go check it out on youtube: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdfukR9Jd4

if you have ever had an interst in seeing me dance around in pajamas you should probably watch it, if that idea makes you feel a little sick.. please don`t watch it.

Death Ray Gun DVD

The collected death ray gun is now available for all the girls and boys of the universe...
It is like an hour and a half of all sorts of death ray gun excitment... it includes:

pink is the colour (video)

small amounts (live)

death ray gun amazing adventure show part one

the atomic age (video)

TAIL (a film by death ray gun)

pink is the colour (live)

LAWN (animated adventure)

Hoojib Island (video)

death ray gun amazing adventure show part two

brain in a vat (live)

small amounts (video)

song about people (live)

bone (Live)

Bear (video)

PET SNAKE(animated adventure)

No flies on me.(live)

Made from the sun (live)

valentine's day (live)

To own this please e-mail me for details.

fukachuk egg machine - a bear inside a box

There is a new fukachuk record being released on Halloween... October 31st. It is called A Bear Inside A Box and will contain 12 new songs. There will be much more information coming soon on the fukachuk egg machine web site (fukachuk.com)

The record will be available 3 different ways...

-I will post all the songs to listen to and download on the web.
-Upon request I will send you all the MP3s along with album artwork for you to download.
-And if you like actual CDs I will send you one in the mail if you like.

thanks.

September in SC Town

Hello,

So here's the scoop. It is September, and there are a couple new things that have happened.. and about 50 million new things that will happen... unfortunatly most of those things are still secrets.. so you will have to wait.. except let it be known that I am currently writing a new movie to make, and it will go further beyond anything that has ever been done... i know I say that every time, but it is also sort of true every time.


Any way.. new things.

There is a new short film you can watch, it's called Bruno.. and it is starring Elaine Boyling and it involves a chance meeting in my basement.

go here:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzrhXEI1kM

Secondly I have finally put my big ol' film "A Zebra for Sally" on-line for everyone to watch... in case you have never seen it, now you can.. without leaving the comfort of your own home..

see it here:
http://blip.tv/file/1246089

and lastly death ray gun played some live music on a rooftop the other day... here are a couple pictures.. there will be some video shortly.