Wednesday, 8 November 2000

FUKACHUK EGG MACHINE ALBUMS

Fukachuk Egg Machine

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Rats And Perinium (1998)

This record was recorded in 1998 and includes songs written from 1991 up to that point. It is about a need to escape and be a part of the city, and a longing for the past.

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Low Fidelity Sell Out (1998)

LFSO was recorded near the end of 1998 in the three month period when the first three fukachuk egg machine albums were all made. it is mainly about the search for the lizard girl and every bit of madness and guilt that goes with that. some of the songs are from several years before the album was made.

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Lost Lizard Girl (1998)

lost lizard girl is about the end of hope.

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Giant Killer Robots (1999)

This is a record about giant killer robots that take over the entire world and destroy nearly everything that man has ever made. recorded in 1999 this is the first record after i had left the psychedelic laundry room.. almost all of this is instrumental.

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Popsicle Sticks and Tape (1999)

An album about renewal and the need to change. 1999 I had moved into the basement where many things would happen... this is just how it began.. a little bumpy. this is the first record that was put on to a compact disc.

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Three Sticks (2000)

this is still perhaps my favourite fukachuk egg machine record. this record is where everything fukachuk is today started. it is about truth and hate and sadness and everything the three sticks are. recorded in 2000.

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Trip Music (2000)

trip music is about getting as far away from the three sticks as possible.. a journey further past them and closer to the tree. recorded in 2000. this album was an experiment with different kinds of sounds, some i kept, and some i left behind on this record.

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The Box (2001)

originally the box was supposed to be a 2 disc set, and some copies were made and distributed that way, but most of it was just filler, and i cut it down to these songs, which are very nice i think. the box was made in 2001 and is a about being trapped in certain decisions.

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A Day On Marble Street (2002)

this is the first of the three records about the city.. specifically in this one, marble street, and what happened there one day. recorded in 2002.

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The Town Fair (2003)

the town fair isn't a fun place to be.. and really, you should probably just hide when the fair comes around.. nothing good can come of any of it. anything horrible that you can think of happens on this record. recorded during a time when the fair came to my town, in 2003.

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Boneless leg dog discovers the city (2004)

the boneless leg dog leaves the room and goes to the city, he gets told a great many things, and life doesn't seem so clear any more.. or perhaps it is more clear than he ever thought it was. recorded by me and the frogman in my head in 2004.

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Blaise Kolodychuk (2004)

i couldn't be fukachuk egg machine for a little while and made this record at the end of 2004. most of it would probably mean nothing to you unless you live inside my mouth, in which case it would mean an awful lot..

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Beautiful Robot (2005)

this record lives in the mind when the mind lives in gilbert town.. if gilbert town even really existed.. recorded in 2004 and 2005 a state of mass confusion and an unwillingness to see something that happens outside of your dreams. the robot is in fact very beautiful indeed.

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A Package Full Of Something (2005)

this album contains that song. This record takes place in Gilbert Town, and in the City as well. The song is about forty minutes long and is in five parts. Part one is the rage and madness that sends him to the ocean. Part two is the search for truth in the water. Part three is the journey by train to the city and the emptiness of that horrible place. And Part Four is the story of the girl in the high school, and how she is overcome with a need and a feeling to have some change. The boy comes but he is too late, and the cats who live in the tree of reason stop the girl as she is about to make a very grave mistake. Part Five is a look back on the day's events, and a realization that it was all useless. recorded in 2005.

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A Secret Underground Journey By Boat (2005)

the journey starts with the beginnings of the lost lizard girl, and follow the path towards gilbert town. It talks of an amazing prize, and the reasons why and why not the journey should be made. What the journey has done to Mary and the fate of Jenny. We will visit the diabolical sanitarium where dr. hedges brings new things to life, and visit various people who could teach a great many things if only we would listen. Locked up in a box in the basement taking a journey in your mind.

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The Factory In The City (2006 CD and DVD)

The factory in the city is an experiment in performance, recorded live february 26th 2006. The album also comes with a dvd of the live performance. The factory is in the city, and isn't necessarily a place you can walk in to.. it is the daily motions of the people who live in the city and the stories of how they live their lives.. the things they do, and the things that get done to them. various searches for the tree, and various attempts to destroy it.. the lizard girl shows up to take care of the flora, and it is all a return to the beginning of fukachuk egg machine. coming full circle and back in time. each person is important, and each will be forgotten.

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Wooden Implant (2006)

Wooden Implant is a secret record that lived far too long in my head.. recorded while hidden under blankets and whispers in the middle of the night, trying so hard to keep everyone and everything away from it... it is about compilations and time travel and disappointment.. this record leapt out of my head and didn't give the chance to stop it. It may have saved my life.

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underground and falling down (2006)

The first of the 3 "best of" compilations, this one showcasing the music from 1998 - 2000. These were the early years in the laundry room, and in the underground room.

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confined to these streets (2006)

This compilation includes music from fukachuk egg machine at a time when there wasn’t
a lot to hold on to any more, and living in the city was a task full of double standards.
2001 - 2004

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over the hill and past the ocean (2006)

This compilation includes music from fukachuk egg machine when you are trying to run
away from everything, and all of a sudden the tree may not be the most important thing,
even when it is. 2005 - 2006

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biting onions: unreleased material from 1998 - 1999

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fresh water fish man: unreleased material from 2000 - 2003

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partridge mary rosencamp: unreleased material from 2004

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severance: unreleased material from 2005 - 2006

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small things (2007)

This record has come about over many months of writing and recording while a great many things were happening. It’s about those things that escape most people when they get too old, and quite honestly I don’t know why they become so unimportant. The things that are close to the ground.. it’s metaphorical, but it is physical in a very real way as well. It’s the reason why paying the rent becomes more important that finding a piece of broken off wood out in the trees…. Why did drawing lines in the dirt become something you don’t do any more?
I am not convinced it has anything to do with the separation of children and adulthood, as much as it is some sort of social reprogramming that takes place every where all the time.. It is a rebellion against everything that we are supposed to think is important about life… and a question about why the world got this way. And it truly IS this way, and there is very little anyone can do but question it. I am not an idiot, and I know paying the rent is important… but I am more concerned with the way people live their lives to pay for the basic essentials. It doesn’t seem right, especially when there are things so much more important.. things like a secret rock in your pocket, and a hidden note in the rip in your pillow. It is all these small things that will in the end, I believe, keep humanity alive.. not something like money. Perhaps I am just an old school communist, but it’s good because you get free music from me, and as much else as I can possibly give without starving to death. Keep these thoughts in mind as you listen to my new record… Don’t get me wrong.. it all still takes place in the fukachuk world.. with Jenny and the lizards and the sticks and the tree of reason.. but it is a much closer look to the dust on the ground and the cold cement floors in the basements.

hello tree (2008)
hello tree is a record that was made at a very specific time about some very specific events in a very specific place that was here and there and mostly just everywhere. the songs were written in a book while things were happening, and to be honest, they are all about mostly real events, whether i believe that or not. on the record the songs are in order of how i wrote them and might tell the story that they are supposed to tell, but mostly they just tell of things. the album was going to be one song originally. similar to a package full of something, and thats how it started out. it ended with a lot of different songs, but in more ways than two it is still only just that one song, the song hello tree... it just sounds different sometimes and there are words that rhyme in different places here and there. hello tree is the second record in the third half of what fukachuk egg machine has become... and it's becoming a lot more real than it should.. or maybe it just hasn't become real at all... it's a little fleshing out of things in your head...

 

Telling Some Stories (2008)

 

a bear inside a box (2008)
a bear inside a box is the third in the series of fukachuk records that live far too close to home.. and it is sort of a culmination of a realization that there isn't as much separation between the city and the sticks and the lizard girl and the tree of reason with the things that are smaller and closer to the ground and the things that sting you and feel good and the things that give you snakes in your stomach sometimes. the bear was put into the box by everyone. but mostly the bear was put in to the box by the bear... it was only trying to save the small things from exploding...

a bear inside a box is about being scared of things... standing up to things.. and mostly just being. and it's about magic in a lot of ways that feel like wool on your arms in the winter.

filled with animals (2008)

this is a record about being filled with animals. it lives in the city.

Saturday, 28 October 2000

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SPACE COW

The Animated intergalactic tale of an outcast biped cow and her trustworthy space cat.. 
flying through the galaxy in search of justice and hope.. 
dodging the evil tentacles of the dreaded Milk Stealers and putting an end to evil where ever she goes! 
Space Cow is now here, and will save your life from an uncertain doom.
Written And Directed by Blaise Kolodychuk
Music by Elaine Boyling
Starring the voice talents of Amanda Kolodychuk as Space Cow
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SPACE COW EPISODES ONE AND TWO
Space Cow battles the vicious Milk Stealers and the dreaded cock fighting gang, broken up by an advertisement.

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SPACE COW EPISODES FOUR AND FIVE
Space Cow battles the evil underwater wolves from planet Vanisheo, broken up by an adventure in learning.

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SPACE COW EPISODES SIX AND SEVEN
Space Cow gets her revenge against the sinister Space Nazis, broken up by an adventure in the unknown.

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THE MYSTERIOUS LOST SPACE COW EPISODE 3
Join House of the Uncanny as they present The mysterious lost Space Cow Episode three for the first time! Space cow confronts the mysterious Madame Barko in the dimension of Volmiziad!

 

FUKACHUK EGG MACHINE MOVIES

THE BOX
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Jenny is on the train tracks, searching for something, as she walks she finds the lizards and dismisses them, she eventually runs into the beaver who tells her what she must do to break free of her miserable existence, she finds jeremy and kills him, she has just become Sindy.

 

2001
15 Minutes

Written and Directed by Blaise Kolodychuk 

Starring:
Amanda Lockhart as Jenny / Sindy
Paul Whittington as Jeremy


ROOM NUMBER FOUR
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Sindy sleeps while her new found world spins around her, is what she did right? Was it all worth it to have this new life? looking back on her past and all that was lost, someone with far more clarity of the situation helps her to make the decision to redeem herself, the birth of the babydog happens in a dream, but it is up to Sindy to finish the job. As she awakes it all becomes so totally clear what she must do. And the babydog is truly born.

2003
13 Minutes

Written and Directed by Blaise and Amanda Kolodychuk 

Starring:
Amanda Kolodychuk as Sindy
Colin Sheldon as The Creator of Babydog


THE PET

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The Girl who avoids animals is taking the train home, when she starts being stalked by 'babydog'... she gets home and falls asleep, she dreams dreams of the babydog and cemeteries, and crows... and when she awakes she is startled to see the babydog looking at her.... she tries to get away, but as fast as she runs, the babydog seems to be just that much faster... finally, cornered in her bathroom, the girl who avoids animals is forced into a realization of how only the babydog can save her from her twisted ways.

2003
14 Minutes

Written and Directed by Blaise Kolodychuk

Starring:
Fran Van Rooyen as The Girl Who Avoids Animals


THE THREE STICKS

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Surgery boy has just bought something from the dead horse store... something that was discarded and abandoned. he makes his way to a home he doesn't know, and meets up with the frog man who tells him what he doesn't want to hear. Finally he finds a place to rest when from the sky emerge two aliens who take control of his actions. Sindy is drawn to Surgery Boy's room, and she willingly sacrifices her life to become Jenny again. The Aliens take her away for reconditioning, and surgery boy is left alone in the room with his bag from the dead horse store... he realizes that he must confront the three sticks if he is ever going to escape from this reality, and he journeys far to find them. Within the bag Babydog emerges to help him find his destiny....

2004
23 Minutes

Written and Directed by Blaise Kolodychuk
Director of Photography: Amanda Kolodychuk

Starring:
Blaise Kolodychuk as Surgery Boy
Amanda Kolodychuk as Sindy / Jenny
Hussein Juma as The Frog Man


THE TRAGEDY OF MARY KETTLE
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Mary Kettle has moved in to surgery Boy's home, and has decided that the truth about everything should be known. She wants to leave a message for anyone who will follow her, but the baby dog begins to take a great interest in what she is trying to do. She is taken in by the baby dog's charm and she is soon his prisoner. while he watches from another room on a video monitor he has wrapped Mary Kettle in plastic and left her in a bathtub that is slowing filling with water. Baby dog watches as she drowns. But has his creator, Sindy, who has been turned back in to Jenny come back to stop this madness?

2005
14 Minutes

Written and Directed by Blaise Kolodychuk

Starring:
Vahini Govender as Mary Kettle
Amanda Kolodychuk as Jenny


IMPLANTED

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The sixth in the series of fukachuk egg machine movies. A look back in time.. at Jenny, and her sister Partridge Mary Rosencamp, and the things that her and Daphne do to make their way to Gilbert Town.

2006 
15 Minutes 

Written and Directed by Blaise Kolodychuk 

Starring: 

Amanda Kolodychuk and Mikaela Bridgen as Jenny
Marisa Mori as Partridge Mary Rosencamp
Jenn Slater as Daphne
Terry Ramsay as Dr. Hedges 
Blaise Kolodychuk as Surgery Boy
Toc Choi as Himself


THE SMALL THINGS

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THE SMALL THINGS
the seventh fukachuk movie shows the events that take place after the box and beyond. Sindy looks at herself and sees the things she has done and chooses what significance they have on what she will do with the world around her... meanwhile her world is being created.

2008
17 minutes
Written and Directed by Blaise Kolodychuk
Starring:
Amanda Kolodychuk as Sindy
Katie Priaulx as The Lizard Girl
Babydog as himself