April 21 2005

So on Wednesday, April 27th there will be a screening at the Uptown Theater of stuff that was done by my class at school this year.. So you should all come check it out, be there at 6:30
Included in the screening will be "Phaedra's Room" which I wrote and Directed.
also included is Hussein Juma's "School of the Dead", and Leanne Graham's "Urban Canvas" plus a bunch of other worthwhile fare.. it is free to get in, but make sure you come early, as seats go fast.

I have also been asked to play live.. as fukachuk egg machine, at the Calgary Asian Film Festival.. I am well aware that I am not Asian.. but that's okay. At any rate I am starting production on a new fukachuk movie that will be projected during this live show... I start filming tomorrow, it will star my friend Vahini Govender as Mary Kettle. I will be playing at the Calgary Science Center, on the 20th or the 21st... I will update when I have a confirmed date...

The Bo-Bo 5 DVD is done, but I am having a hell of a time actually burning it... I don't know why but it crashes everytime it gets to like 97% done... i will keep working on that i guess.

And remember to go download the new Death Ray Gun record, if you haven't already... and the new Fukachuk record too.

April 15 2005

April 7 2005

car park
mermaid version 1
small amounts
primate
society of felt
hoojib island
gag
kirk
karmiti
clee
the copier
fetching trousers
prima carne
never gone (tupperware)
slit down the back
no flies on me
rollerskate song

This record will be made available on April 15th 2005. It will cost $5.00. Or if you want, on that date a secret web site will be made available where you can down load the entire album for free. Again, I just want you to hear it... but Giving away so much fukachuk has made me very, very broke, and I can't do it again, no matter how much I want to. So, if you like to feel something in your hands like I do, send me $5.00.. if you just need the music and nothing else, like I do.. then just wait and you will be rewarded.
This is perhaps the most amazing thing that I have been a part of. And you will remember where you were for the rest of your life when you first heard what happened on 'Hoojib Island'

Also, Bo-Bo 5 has finished editing... it won't be long now.
I am doing the score to the film "School of the Dead" on which I was the first assistant director... It will be playing with my film, "Phaedra's Room" on April 27th at the Uptown Theater.

March 31 2005

watch the whole film by clicking above!
Includes all new interviews with Blaise Kolodychuk and Paul Whittington, as well as behind the scenes footage, alternate scenes with different actors, and much much more!

and no... i haven't finished editing Bo-Bo 5 yet.. but soon.

ALSO

A fukachuk egg machine "b-side" for the beautiful robot album is available for download now at the regular fukachuk egg machine download page, click on the image to the left to go there now and download the song "sixteenth anniversary"

March 28 2005

If you didn't notice the link to the right, you can now download the entire new record...
Enjoy!

March 5 2005

So the record is out now... and if you want it, just ask.. most of the CDs that were requested already will be going out in the mail on monday... and if you don't want to go through me to get your new fukachuk egg machine, you can also get it at:
MEGATUNES and HOTWAX here in Calgary.

And also, even more new music from Elaine: Guts and Sport

The new Death Ray Gun album is in the final stages of being mixed together.. and the art work for the cover is being worked on, so it shouldn't be long now...

I would like to apologize for The super spectacular re-release of Bo-Bo 5 being late, I have just been far too busy the last couple months to have a chance to get in there and finish the edit.. but it is about 80% done. When I have a chance I will post some of the "Making of Bo-Bo 5" Documentary I have been working on.. with all new interviews with myself, and Paul Whittington, as well as plenty of behind the scenes footage.

Feb. 13 2005

The New Fukachuk Egg Machine Album will be released on March 1st 2005! It is entitled "Beautiful Robot" and has 16 brand new tracks...

1. secret broken watch (4:07)
2. broken ice (4:51)
3. gilbert town (4:07)
4. real life (4:48)
5. secret wardrobe (3:55)
6. it was last night (2:13)
7. plastic (5:59)
8. transplant (4:08)
9. bathtub full of lilies (3:16)
10. sunday afternoon (2:51)
11. need to see your eyes (3:15)
12. younger (4:02)
13. atrophy (4:29)
14. how to build the perfect human (3:18)
15. lolly pops and birds (5:38)
16. mermaid version 2 (3:34)

And that's not the best part! I will be giving away this record to ANYONE who wants it! That's right, I want you to hear this that badly... So come one, come all and celebrate in the madness which is my head! Just send me an e-mail at sc_music@hotmail.com asking me for "Fukachuk Egg Machine - Beautiful Robot" and include your mailing address, and you shall receive the greatest gift any man could give you... in return, you could write me a love letter after you listen to it.. but that's all I ask...

the record is really good. don't pass this one up.

Feb. 3 2005

So the web site looks different.. better I think.. anyway, to celebrate there is a new fukachuk egg machine song available for download... "Bathtub full of Lilies" I hope you all like it.. the new album is coming along good, as is the death ray gun record... more info on that soon.

January 8 2005

There is a whole lot of new and very wonderful things to download

Fukachuk Egg Machine-
From the upcoming new album, the song TRANSPLANT (and don't forget ATROPHY)

Death Ray Gun-
From the upcoming new album, the song SMALL AMOUNTS (and don't forget PRIMA CARNE)
From the album 'where ever there are people you'll find rules', the song HOUSE PET

May 3 2005

Fukachuk Egg Machine will be playing live at the Calgary Asian Film Festival, Friday, May 20th at 10:45pm. It will be held at The Telus world of Science Centre, formerly known as the Calgary Science Centre. It is located at 701 11th street SW. The performance that night is called "The Tragedy of Mary Kettle" and the live music will be accompanied by the film of the same name. I believe tickets are $10.00 for the night. After the show they will be screening "Rotten Shaolin Zombies" and "School of the Dead" which I did the score for. So come check it all out if you can..

Also...

and yes, that is really my bathroom ceiling...

January 2 2005

Happy New Year to all the good little boys and girls in the SC Kingdom! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday, and that Xanta Klause stayed as far away from you as possible!

something new coming soon:

(it may be February... we shall see)

December 23 2004

I couldn't escape fukachuk egg machine.
here is something new.

Click it.

December 22, 2004

EO has reunited for one day only! And we are dolling out christmas cheer in buckets of blood!
Click the picture to start your free download of the EO Christmas carol entitled: xanta klause!
Please don't let your children hear this....

December 18 2004

There is a brand new deathraygun song available for download right now! It is called "Prima Carne" and it will knock you down and make you cry, and then knock you down again!!

So please go check it out, it is well worth it.
Also: DeathRayGun are planning on recording in January for a new record... I know you have all been waiting patiently for that to happen... so yey! Wish come true!

In other news, the new episode of Paul Whittington's table kid kirby is now available! It is called 'The Other' and is super cool... so make sure you take a look!

And right now talks are in the works to possibly bring back the original dads with no face members for something spectacular.... I will keep you posted on what happens there!!!

Also... it is my daughter Mikaela's birthday tomorrow.. so happy birthday to her! Being 7 has got to be more fun that being 29... I can tell you that!

December 4 2004

December 4 2004

It isn't fukachuk egg machine, it isn't what fukachuk egg machine had become anyway... it is sort of what fukachuk egg machine was originally.. when it started in 1998. But, no, this isn't fukachuk egg machine. I don't know what it is. it's not the giant killer robot stuff I was working on... as far as I can tell it is me being fed up with everything and just making the music I really want to, without being at all worried that anyone else will like it. But I still hope you like it, cuz I do...

November 13 2004

 

What I have for you, dear readers, is quite the treat. I have been working on a brand new animated series, and the first episode is done. The show is called "Marble Street Note Book" and follows the lives of Simon and Sindy as they make their ways through the city, the forest and beyond... The men in the black coats don't like Simon very much... and they will stop at nothing to send him away... also featuring the frog man.

Also now available is a new song from Space Cat Robot! "Portrait of Annelise" Now available on the SCR soundclick page... so go check it out!

November 3 2004

The final Episode of What The Bunny Saw is now available for download... Okay... so this one isn't animated... but it was the only logical end after the epic episode 3... Now that The Bunny Show is finished, what the hell are we going to do??? I need to entice you all back here month after month somehow. And lets face it, the Cindy Mae comic is freaking cool.. but it doesn't move. I will have to do something drastic to keep your loyal readership. Stay tuned next month for more detail about my dastardly plan!

November 2 2004

Happy election day to all the Americans who worship at the golden cow which is SC Entertainment... Any way.. I just wanted to make sure all you Americans go out and vote for John Kerry... Now I don't even particularly like John Kerry.. but the alternative is probably the most evil, and stupid man I have seen in political power in a very long time. And quite honestly, if Bush wins I will be scared for my life... so please drag grandma out of the home, and load up your busses with registered homeless people... and vote that psycho out of office...

Sorry to get all political... but it is sort of important.

UPDATE Nov. 3: We are all doomed.

Oct 24 2004

 

The latest issue of Cindy Mae's Adventures of Doom is now available!! Wow.. 2 in one month.. i guess i felt bad that it was so late this month.... enjoy!

Oct 23 2004

Some songs from the latest fukachuk egg machine album are in rotation on the radio station "Snow Land Heartbeats" (SNOWLAND HEARTBEATS is DJ Dragonfly B's personal offering to His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama and all Tibetans living around the world. This is a private, independent, non-political, not-for-profit, streaming radio webcast, broadcasting 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It aims to bridge musical, cultural and interfaith diversities within the rooftops of our planet - Tibet, Central Asia, the Himalayas and our own Canadian Rockies. Dragonfly B drops an eclectic mix of world beat music, folk, jazz, blues, electronica, ambient, new age, meditation and spoken words from around the globe. This station also features emerging local recording artists from Calgary and Western Canada. Peace.) You can obviously see why I am on there... At any rate, it's cool, so check it out.

Oct 20 2004

I will be directing a script that I wrote called 'Phaedra's Room.' We begin shooting at the end of the month in November. This is a SAIT production, and will be shot on 16mm film. I am pretty excited about this.. A friend of mine 'Smoker' Dan will be producing. If you want to read the script, please click here.

Oct. 18 2004

Check out the latest issue of Cindy Mae's Adventures of Doom! This time, in Episode 3, Reggie Renolds confronts Bo-Bo, and is saved by a mysterious visitor!

Also Go check out a brand new song from the worlds most unexplainable duo DEATH RAY GUN! The song is called Kirk, and it will kill all infections!

Oct 11 2004

New Downloads!
Click on the pictures to go to the download pages for the various artists. There is 2 new Space Cat Robot songs available for download. For those of you who don't know, Space Cat Robot is a project with spoken word by Amanda Kolodychuk over noise and Music created by Blaise Kolodychuk and Elaine Boyling... Pretty cool stuff. Also there is a new "Diabolical Egg Machine" Song available... which is basically Fukachuk Egg Machine, this song is an experiment on what may be a new record, it will be like a Giant Killer Robots Part 2 or something... nothing soon or for sure though, this is only a test...

So get to it and download away!

Oct 4 2004

So, here it is.. the new site... I hope you like it. and remember to change your favorites, bookmarks, and what have you... more news coming soon... right now i am sleepy.

oh.. by the way, if you want a baby hamster, e-mail me asap! 
We gots lots....

oh yeah, the cindy mae comic isn't done yet, but the new episode of what the bunny saw is now available! Watch Episode Three - a bunny odyssey

Sept 30 2004

BIG NEWS
I have had it, and I'm sure you all have too... What I am talking about is the horrible, annoying, distracting, evil, and absolutely stupid pop ups and ads and what ever the hell that thing is that is on the side of the page, whenever you come visit this, should be, beautiful website. I have taken drastic measures. And I am going to actually pay for web hosting. I am going to have to change the address... unfortunately to something less attractive than what i have now... it will be http://scentertainment.angeltowns.net ,  but, i am not going to pay that much. anyway... all the pages will be on the same server.. there will be more downloads.. and most importantly, NO ADS. this will be happening in a few weeks... so I will make sure and keep you all updated on the site, and in the SC Newsletter that gets sent out.

Anyway, that's the plan. and now some more pictures from Bo-Bo 5... which I am working on night and day.. I have finished the first 12 minutes.... oh, and by the way, the next issue of cindy mae might be delayed a bit... sorry.

news report about the cheenkaw memorial fund

spider-man in full web slinging action

satan has a few words with bo-bo

rolf discuses his return to earth with osiris