Twenty years ago Me and Terry Ramsay were but children of 16 years of age. However we were clever and dumb enough to create perhaps the greatest rock and roll in the history of Beaverdam Way. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of theformation of DADS WITH NO FACE I have put up 20 of the best live tracks from DWNF's beautiful past. The songs feature me, Terry, Scott Johns, Paul Whittington, and even Terri Dennis in our first super star expedition in to the land of punk rock.
If you are looking for quality, please don't bother with this. But if you are looking for something other than that, please do.
I just realized that I never actually followed up on here and let anyone know how to get the new fukachuk egg machine album 'Mighty Planet'... I'm sure it's not a big deal, as no one goes here, and people only ever check facebook any more rather than going to people's websites... which is a horrible shame I might add. Remember the days when people were out there learning HTML and putting together amazing and bizarre and confusing personal websites, so the world could know more about them? It was beautiful, and had far more style and excitement... but people don't need personal websites any more.. they have facebook, which takes care of everything, and gives the world all the information you could ever want about anyone.. and a lot of information you don't really want about most people. Sorry.. I lost track of myself. The point is that you can go download the new fukachuk album right now! (While you are at it, go ahead and 'Like' fukachuk egg machine on facebook.
SC Entertainment is going to be at the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo again this year! This time we will be in the Scorpio TV booth, hanging out with Blain, who has generously invited us to sell our stuff there this year.
If you go to the Expo website (link above) you can get the address, direction and a map of the whole event.. it is ridiculously fun and cool. We are at booth 108.
Along with Blain's huge amount of cool DVDs and other things he is selling this year, you will be able to come down and pick up lots of different things from SC Entertainment.. such as: Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death, Slim-Bot, The original Beefart & Cheenkaw film, Unicorn Making a Video, Olive and other very cool DVDs. Not to mention the brand new fukachuk egg machine album 'Mighty Planet' as well as the amazing Dinojubilee CD released this year 'People Like You'
So anyway, it will be awesome so come see us. Me (Blaise) and Elaine will be there all weekend, and most likely Terry will make an appearance.. and who knows what other smoth like special guests might drop by. So hang out with us and bring us pies and different pastries.
Every fukachuk egg machine record is now available for download.. it is pay what you want, so that means FREE! And if you have a problem with getting things for free, you can always donate some cash to me for them.. but i wouldn't encourage that.
First off, the new amazing feature length film 'Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death' is now out! It is the further adventures of the most amazing crime fighting force known to man... and the return of the most vicious killing clown machine ever.. that's right, After over 10 years Bo-Bo is back and racking up another body count.. and not only is Bo-Bo back, but in a strange way Rolf Tompson is back also... Basically what I am saying is that this is the greatest film ever made, and it is what I have been doing every day for the last 5 months of my life.. So I encourage you to buy the DVD and show it to your friends and have possibly the best time of your life! (also includes for free: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Me)
Secondly, The complete fukachuk egg machine is now available.. if you have ever wanted to know what I have been obsessing over for the past 13 years, and what I have spent nearly every day of my life building and taking care of.. then look no further. This is a collection of pretty much everything I have done for fukachuk egg machine since 1998. On 4 DVDs you will get:
- All 26 albums that I have released since 1998.
- Almost every song that I have recorded that was never on any of the regular albums.
- That is a total of over 400 mp3s of music I have spent the better part of my life making.
- All 8 short films that were made about the fukachuk mythology. the box, room number four, the pet, the three sticks, the tragedy of mary kettle, implanted, the small things, and planting buttons.
- All 14 fukachuk promo music videos that were made.
- Full length live concert videos from: the pet live, room number 4 live, the tragedy live, and the factory in the city live.
- Also the infamous fukachuk infomercial, and the promotional 'TV' special "Blaise Kolodychuk: A Very Special Man"
And lastly, there is a new SC Entertainment store to make it easy to get anything you crave out of the mighty SC Catalogue.. I hope you enjoy it and buy lots of stuff, not only to keep me busy making stuff, but to help me pay the rent! Send your friends! Tell them how cool SC is! Organize a sit in at your local city hall and sing songs about how amazing SC Entertainment is! It is all up to you my friends... Please keep the dream of SC Entertainment alive, and show the world that people making stuff in their basements is just as viable a creative force as any big shot studio.
The exciting new feature length film from SC Entertainment will soon be available on DVD!
The release date is October 31st.. Halloween...
But if you pre-order the DVD before that date, you will also receive the ultra exciting Original Soundrack CD with your movie!
The package includes: A DVD containing:
Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death (1hr 25min.)
Behind the scenes feature.
Official Trailer
Teaser Trailer
and Full length CD soundtrack album (If ordered before October 31st)
All this for the low price of $10 (Including postage and all that)
Follow THIS LINK to pay through paypal with your paypal account or credit card.
The new feature length film from SC Entertainment! The ninth movie with the world's greatest crime fighting team of Beefart & Cheenkaw... They are up against their greatest enemy of all time! Who is this mysterious villian? And what has caused Cheenkaw, Beefart and Laura McKnees to be seperated? Find out all this and more in what may very well prove to be the greatest film of all time! With the talents of: Terence Ramsay, Blaise Kolodychuk, Kristy Lannan, Kelton Kolodychuk, Earl Nakesch, Scott Johns, Jaclyn Cobb, Paul Whittington, Elaine Boyling, Suzie Kenyon, Elizabeth Wall, Ryan Rumsey, Trevor Phillips, Jordan Bearspaw, Andrea Gammon, Liam Gonzalez, Mikaela Kolodychuk-Bridgen, Rene Gonzalez, Isaac Malik, and Emmelia Taylor.
Written, Directed, Produced, and Original Soundtrack by Blaise Kolodychuk.
Here are some pictures from some of the stuff we have been shooting for the upcoming film "Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death" It is actually bound to be the greatest motion picture ever made...
We will start shooting the new epic film "Beefart & Cheenkaw: Curse of the Dimensions of Death" this weekend. We will be shooting for the next 4 weeks, with hopes to have a Halloween premiere. This is the long awaited sequel to 'Beefart & Cheenkaw - The Motion Picture" and will feature the return of the amazing triple crime fighting force of Beefart (Blaise Kolodychuk), Cheenkaw (Terence Ramsay) and Laura McKnees (Kristy Lannan), it will also feature a slew of new characters, and some very special old characters from films dating back to the early 90's..... but's that's all secret for now. Beefart, Cheenkaw & Laura will meet some exciting new creatures... Prehistoric Beasts, Mermaids, Zombies, Aliens and even more terrible things await our heros in this new film.
I am ridiculously excited about shooting this, as it is probably my most ambitious project to date...
Here is a teaser for the new film... as I said, we don't actually start shooting until this weekend, so it is pretty abstract for the time being.. however if you have an intimate knowledge of the history of SC, and look hard enough, there may be some clues to what the mysteries surrounding this new adventure may hold.
As a special treat, here is Beefart & Cheenkaw Comics #1 as seen in the latest issue of SC MAGAZINE.. (Available for purchase for the low price of $6.00 including shipping)
It was lots of fun. We hung around for 3 days and talked to a lot of amazing people and saw some amazing things... I'm glad we went again. I plan on going next year as well. I find that the people who go to things like that Comic convention, are probably my most favourite people in the world.. I absolutely love them.. all dressed up and weird and having a good time and caring about things they all find important. It seems like a good way of life, and I fully support them. I hope the people who took home some of my DVDs and CDs and stuff really enjoy them. The important thing is that I got to give free DVDs to some kids and got to spend a weekend with my best friends Elaine and Terry, and saw Linda Blair with my own eyes, and briefly met John Amplas, I even briefly met Scott Johns, which was astounding. All in all it was a fun weekend, and a few more people on Earth know about SC Entertainment, and how for almost 30 years a strange man has been making ridiculous things in his basement with his friends.
Don't forget to come down to the Calgary Entertainment Expo this weekend and come see us... and buy all our cool stuff, and give us the emotional support we need to keep going day after day.. year after year..
I am gonna have a bunch of CDs for sale, including the ultra fashionable new fukachuk egg machine CD 'The amazing Ostrich Transit System'.. I will also have loads and loads of DVDs that you need to come get.. such as the ridiculously super amazing SLIM-BOT dvd.. as well as various other old favourites that you need to bring home and put in your collection. And to top it off, the brand new super beautiful new issue of SC MAGAZINE will premiere there.. full of amazing new comics and art from Trevor Phillips, Emmelia Taylor, Vahini Govender, and not to mention a Beefart and Cheenkaw adventure, an Olive adventure, a new Slim-Bot adventure, and even a Mr. Ice Cube comic from myself... basically this is the coolest best issue of SC Magazine ever, and the only place you can get it is at the Entertainment Expo... So I will expect to see you there... who ever you are.
Starts Friday The 17th at 4:00 pm and goes until Sunday at 5:00 pm
It's at the Stampede grounds at the BMO Centre
More info: http://www.calgaryexpo.com/
Have you or someone you love forgotten what it is about SC Entertainment that makes your socks stand up straight? Do you perhaps not even know the gigantic beautiful history of the world's most amazing production company? Well, sit back, and give yourself a treat with the hour and 45 minute long history of SC Entertainment, from it's humble beginnings as a comic company in 1983 in my basement when i was 7 years old, all the way to it's fantastic triumph as a lots of things company in my basement now. Check out 25 years of Mayhem - The Story of Super Cool Entertainment 1983 - 2008.
If you haven't figured out the secret way to watch Slim-Bot on-line for the last while through sckids.ca then I will spill the slim-bot beans and make it easy for you.. you can go watch last years super amazing animated adventure of a life time right now!
I hope you enjoy! It was months of hard work, and has the ridiculous talents of Kristy Lannan, Terry Ramsay, Kelton Kolodychuk, Mikaela Kolodychuk, Elaine Boyling, and the fabulous music of Dan Kitti... and maybe even me!
There is a brand new website from SC Entertainment, just for kids! Just head on over to ScKids.ca and let you and your little ones enjoy the hours and hours of amazing sc videos that are totally suitable and totally fun for kids of all ages!
SC Entertainment is going to have a table again at this year's Comic and Entertainment Expo June 17th - 19th at the BMO Centre in Stampede Park... Go here for more info: http://www.calgaryexpo.com/
It should prove ridiculous fun, as Blaise, Elaine and Terry Ramsay shall man the booth. We shall have various cool things to see and to buy, including all sorts of DVDs, CDS, and publications. If you have a chance, please come down and see us!
I am offering a free download of my new record... All you have to do is write me and ask. At that point I will send you a link for the download. That's all.
To celebrate and promote the brand new Fukachuk Egg Machine record 'The Amazing Ostrich Transit System' There is a amazing new special video presentation entitled "Blaise Kolodychuk - A Very Special Man"
You will see amazing things and watch Blaise Kolodychuk preform (sort of) 3 songs from this up-coming album. In vivid colour and sound you will experience the amazing power of all that is fukachuk egg machine and hear the songs: Chip Shrinking, Sifting Flavour, and Hello Mademoiselle Lizard. Please take some time out of your busy schedule to watch Blaise Kolodychuk - A Very Special Man... you will not be disappointed.
The exciting new film called "Planting Buttons" is here for you to watch! I hope you like it... back to my old black and white weirdo art horror films for a little while.
Thank you everyone who got to enjoy a week's worth of free Slim-Bot... I hope you loved it. I have put up the program schedule on the streaming TV page.. so you will know what's going on from now on.. In other news the new fukachuk egg machine record called 'the amazing ostrich transit system' is going to be out in a couple weeks. Here is the super exciting track list:
1. serious lack of goo 2. chip shrinking 3. favourite place 4. box of candy 5. milk shakes 6. special pinecone 7. paint the lamppost 8. house 9. green tail 10. badges 11. ground squirrel hang out 12. space man 13. the ostrich chronicles 14. no bus fare 15. sifting flavour 16. sold out of eggs 17. hello mademoiselle lizard
Also, the new film starring the gentle boneless leg dog, gill boyling, johnny auchie, and a cockroach, titled "Planting Buttons" will also be coming out in the next week... it is kind of horror, animation and weird... pretty much your basic fukachuk egg machine film.
