Months and months of updates and me being too busy to actually write anything on this website!

Okay, so the last bit of news from LAST YEAR was that we were about to start filming on the major feature length motion picture 'WORLD OF THE UNCANNY' well the good news is that we actually made the movie... in total it was something like 6 months worth of work, and it is actually the greatest achievement of my life.. probably. But I will get to that in a moment.. I would like to explain myself first. I can't remember the last time I have got this long with neglecting and updating this website.. I haven't even sent out SC Newsletter e-mail updates.. and I imagine lots of websites all over the world are suffering for this exact same thing. I blame facebook. yeah.. it's easier, it gets to the people who actually are interested in the info.. and people go on there 50 times a day every day.. I have no idea how often people visit this website, but I bet it sure is less than they go on facebook. So that's my excuse, I do stuff on facebook now, and have left my beautiful website to fend for itself. I am a bad man.

Anyway, back to the news.. first off there was an amazing reunion of SC's very first music group, The Electric Oinks. Yes, Terence and myself spent several weeks recording a ridiculously amazing double album of beauty and horror.. it is called Secret Eyes.. and it is available to download for free.. we wouldn't think of charging you for this music.. it is actually probably against the law for us to do so.. anyway.. go and get it!

http://electric-oinks.bandcamp.com/album/secret-eyes

And now on to the most amazing movie ever made: WORLD OF THE UNCANNY
Months of shooting and editing and painstaking special effects and every challenge you could possibly imagine are over and what's left is something so good you will be telling your grandchildren where you were when you saw it for the first time. The staples of SC Entertainment heroics, Beefart & Cheenkaw are back to fight the evils of the world another time.. only this time they are going to the root, the villain so villainous that other villains consider him a villain. Nathaniel Weisberg. Not only that, but Bo-Bo comes back, the whole world is thrown into an alternate reality of strangeness  there is the amazing super hero The Mosquito (Paige Morrison), and Beefart and Cheenkaw have two new assistants, the lovely and talented Marla (Emmelia Taylor) and Silk (Jeff Robertson) Flying saucers, cannibal dream monsters and more round out this amazing 2 hour long sci-fi horror action comedy drama documentary. Check out the trailer!



And that brings me to our final bit of news... where and how you will be able to see this movie! Well the official release will be at this year's Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo. We will be there stationed at the Scorpio TV booth.. where you can get loads of cult and hard to find discs... heck, if you ask us nice enough, we will autograph it for you when you buy it. The DVD comes with some exciting audio commentary by me and Terence... and for a couple more bucks you can get the delux edition that comes with a second disc that is packed with bonus features.
Not only will be be there selling you the greatest film of all time, but we were also invited to do a panel discussion about us and how we have been making such amazing things for the last 30 years without any outside help from the world whatsoever, and how nothing is impossible, and you can make all your b-movie dreams come true if you want to! We will be having the panel at the Rotary House at 5:30 Friday April 26th. I expect you all to come check it out... On the panel will be myself and Terence, Elaine, and Jeff and Emmelia, our two new mainstays here at SC Entertainment..

Oh yes.. in other news, Me and Elaine, aka Dinojubilee, aka Death Ray Gun, aka Lost Worlds, aka the two people who have been putting every bit of our lives in to SC Entertainment for the last 13 or 14 years are going to be getting married in May.. It should prove fun and exciting.

World of the Uncanny begins shooting in 1 week!

This massive project begins shooting on October 13th, and I couldn't be more excited! Already plagued with problems and huge things that needed to be overcome.. we are still ready to go and prepared for the worst! This is easily the biggest thing I have ever attempted as far as movies go.. so chances are it will be the greatest achievement of my life so far... I would like to thank all the wonderful people who helped donate to make this film possible... your money is already gone.. spent within a matter of minutes on incredibly cool things! Go ahead and check out the teaser trailer for this... and keep all your fingers crossed and wish us luck on this adventure!

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SC COMICS MASSIVE ADVENTURE!

A new issue every Wednesday.. the continuing adventures of some of your favourite SC Comic characters. This issue: Naiad needs help!

29 Years of Exciting Art

Today is August 27th.. that means it is SC Entertainment's anniversary.. it has been exactly 29 years since me and Terry came up with a name for the weird things we do. A lot of things in the world have changed since 1983.. mainly, I am taller. Other than that though, I am still making up crazy stories and music and stuff and making my friends take part and have fun whether they like it or not. Me and Terry and Elaine, and all the other people through the years who have helped us to build a huge HUGE catalogue of music, and movies, videos, comic books, stories, and all kinds of interesting artistic projects are heroes! Yes, that's right.. we get nothing in return, we occasionally get people telling us to stop bothering them, and sometimes if we are lucky we get people telling us that they liked something we do. This isn't our job, or how we make a living.. though I wish it was.. but it keeps getting done, year after year.. making what I consider to be the world's greatest films and music.... anyway.. we rock, Happy anniversary SC, you are awesome and have given my life meaning. Word up.

A few years ago we made a documentary about the history of SC.. if you have a chance today, please check it out.. it may give you a greater appreciation for our life's work.

Help fund the next Beefart & Cheenkaw movie!

Hello, we are trying to get together some funds for the next installment in the amazing Beefart & Cheenkaw movies. It is gonna be amazing, and probably blow your mind. But alas, we are looking for cash...
So with that in mind.. give us all your money. If you have no money to give, please do me the biggest favour ever and pass this along to as many people as you can.. forward this post in your e-mail for instance.. to everyone.. post a link to this website on facebook, or twitter, or whatever thing the kids are using these days... it would only take a moment of your time, and it may mean the difference between a good movie, and a slightly gooder movie.

Thanks for your time!

Blaise!!

Here is the page to check it all out and give us money! (You even get stuff in return! I am THAT generous!)
http://www.indiegogo.com/beefartcheenkaw3

And here is a direct link to our amazing infomercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGvnNnZ20k


 

New Beefart, Cheenkaw & Laura McKnees film to begin filming later this year

The script for the next installment in the amazing Beefart / Cheenkaw / Bo-Bo / Laura McKnees / Earl Nakesch franchise is on it's way, with filming scheduled to start in the fall with all new exciting characters, the most diabolical villain you could ever imagine, and possibly the weirdest most exciting and mind blowing story we have ever come up with! If you haven't seen the last film 'Curse of the Dimensions of Death' you should do so right now...

Oh so much music to download for free...

I'm starting to understand why I am poor, as everything I do is given out for free. The good news is that if I actually charged people to listen to our music and watch our films, no one would actually do it, and nothing would ever get seen or heard. Thats not exactly completely true I guess... on occasion people do pay for things, and it blows my mind and I get mad at them. Maybe I just can't handle it.. anyway, I guess thats my problem, not yours.

The point is, there is a lot of amazing things that have been made that you have access to right now for free.

Elaine Boyling has recently put up her entire back catalogue of music for download.

Also there is a huge 30 track compilation available that includes all of Dinojubilee's demo tracks recorded from 2009 - 2010

Don't forget every fukachuk egg machine album ever made:

CLICK HERE FOR FUKACHUK

And every Death Ray Gun album ever made:

CLICK HERE FOR DEATH RAY GUN

And for good measure go check out a Dads With No Face Compilation HERE

And last but not least in the least:

Birth To Rabbits

It is becoming more and more obvious that it is some sort of crime against humanity that Elaine Boyling isn`t some kind of international superstar. Her talent is ridiculous and undeniable and it kind of makes me feel a little ill that she hasn`t been recognized on a global scale yet.
Anyway, I guess we can be happy that we can still listen her.. it`s like a little club of cool people who have a secret handshake or something.. and our handshake can be dino coloured and smell like violets.

Here is her new record, Birth To Rabbits, it will actually blow your mind.



And please don`t forget about Saurus Woman.. it is an actual bona fide masterpiece.




She has updated her website aswell... http://elaineboyling.com/

Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death

I think Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death has done all it can in the world of DVD sales and film festivals... and the most important thing in the word is that people get to see this film. So I am putting it up on youtube... all 85 minutes of pure action packed amazingness. If you haven't seen my last feature film, you probably should.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQeZLJVhNCw

 Watch Now!!

New Dinojubilee! The Prehistoric Disco!

On July 15th the world shook in it's boots when the brand new Dinojubilee record came upon it.

It is 17 songs of unparalleled awesomeness and style. Made in the future and in the past, and made out of things dug up and things in our hands.

If we do the dinosaur disco, there's no trouble that we can't get through....

Please go here now to download:
http://dinojubilee.bandcamp.com/album/the-prehistoric-disco
It is pay what you want, including Free!

Elaine Boyling - Saurus Woman Pt. I Now available for download!

The amazing new album from Elaine Boyling is now available for download. Please check it out below, and then go download it. Pay what you want!
http://elaineboyling.bandcamp.com/album/saurus-woman-part-i-the-land-and-the-woman

Death Ray Gun Catalogue Available For Download

Alright.. one more humongous giant pile of music for you all to download. Elaine Boyling and Blaise Kolodychuk's entire back catalogue of music from 2000 - 2009 (Up until when we became Dinojubilee) is now available to download. Eight Albums that are pay what you want, including free!

It's an interesting collection chronicling the lives of two very strange people. Enjoy!

http://deathraygun.bandcamp.com/

20 years of Dads With No Face

Twenty years ago Me and Terry Ramsay were but children of 16 years of age. However we were clever and dumb enough to create perhaps the greatest rock and roll in the history of Beaverdam Way. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of theformation of DADS WITH NO FACE I have put up 20 of the best live tracks from DWNF's beautiful past. The songs feature me, Terry, Scott Johns, Paul Whittington, and even Terri Dennis in our first super star expedition in to the land of punk rock.

If you are looking for quality, please don't bother with this. But if you are looking for something other than that, please do.

http://dwnf.bandcamp.com/

Mighty Planet and more!

I just realized that I never actually followed up on here and let anyone know how to get the new fukachuk egg machine album 'Mighty Planet'... I'm sure it's not a big deal, as no one goes here, and people only ever check facebook any more rather than going to people's websites... which is a horrible shame I might add. Remember the days when people were out there learning HTML and putting together amazing and bizarre and confusing personal websites, so the world could know more about them? It was beautiful, and had far more style and excitement... but people don't need personal websites any more.. they have facebook, which takes care of everything, and gives the world all the information you could ever want about anyone.. and a lot of information you don't really want about most people. Sorry.. I lost track of myself. The point is that you can go download the new fukachuk album right now! (While you are at it, go ahead and 'Like' fukachuk egg machine on facebook.

Just go here: http://fukachuk.bandcamp.com/album/mighty-planet

Here is the whole thing for you to listen to:

By the way, SC Entertainment was at the Calgary comic and entertainment Expo again this year... all sorts of fun ensued... 

 Me and Elaine at our booth, which was actually a part of our friend Blain's booth that he graciously donated to us.

 Elaine, Emmelia (Amazing artist extraordinaire) , and Jeff (Who was a massive help this year)

Emmelia, Me and Elaine basically kicking it old school.

2012 Calgary Comic Expo

SC Entertainment is going to be at the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo again this year! This time we will be in the Scorpio TV booth, hanging out with Blain, who has generously invited us to sell our stuff there this year.
If you go to the Expo website (link above) you can get the address, direction and a map of the whole event.. it is ridiculously fun and cool. We are at booth 108.
Along with Blain's huge amount of cool DVDs and other things he is selling this year, you will be able to come down and pick up lots of different things from SC Entertainment.. such as: Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death, Slim-Bot, The original Beefart & Cheenkaw film, Unicorn Making a Video, Olive and other very cool DVDs. Not to mention the brand new fukachuk egg machine album 'Mighty Planet' as well as the amazing Dinojubilee CD released this year 'People Like You'

So anyway, it will be awesome so come see us. Me (Blaise) and Elaine will be there all weekend, and most likely Terry will make an appearance.. and who knows what other smoth like special guests might drop by. So hang out with us and bring us pies and different pastries.

Fukachuk Egg Machine - Mighty Planet Coming April 2nd 2012

More info on how to get this record on April 2nd... While you wait you can watch the new videos for the songs Mist, and Spider Lizards.

SPIDER LIZARDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rec7BhOf40

MIST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lov4CR72-Ek

Fukachuk Egg Machine Albums For Download

Every fukachuk egg machine record is now available for download.. it is pay what you want, so that means FREE! And if you have a problem with getting things for free, you can always donate some cash to me for them.. but i wouldn't encourage that.

Just click on this link! http://fukachuk.bandcamp.com/

And in the mean time, here is a track from the 2007 Album 'Small Things'



Not to mention the brand new fukachuk egg machine film for the song 'mist'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lov4CR72-Ek

Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death Screening @ Broken City

More info on facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/events/152162394897222/

Dinojubilee - People Like You

Get this amazing new full length LP right now!

Go here to purchase a digital copy:
http://dinojubilee.bandcamp.com/

You can also place an order for a real CD there if you are in to that sort of thing.

Check out the whole album here before you buy it for a ridiculously low price!!

November SC News!

First off, the new amazing feature length film 'Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death' is now out! It is the further adventures of the most amazing crime fighting force known to man... and the return of the most vicious killing clown machine ever.. that's right, After over 10 years Bo-Bo is back and racking up another body count.. and not only is Bo-Bo back, but in a strange way Rolf Tompson is back also... Basically what I am saying is that this is the greatest film ever made, and it is what I have been doing every day for the last 5 months of my life.. So I encourage you to buy the DVD and show it to your friends and have possibly the best time of your life! (also includes for free: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Me)

View the trailer here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGWTt7PxrS0

Buy the DVD: http://scentertainment.freehostia.com/Store/beefartcheenkaw2.htm

Secondly, The complete fukachuk egg machine is now available.. if you have ever wanted to know what I have been obsessing over for the past 13 years, and what I have spent nearly every day of my life building and taking care of.. then look no further. This is a collection of pretty much everything I have done for fukachuk egg machine since 1998. On 4 DVDs you will get:
- All 26 albums that I have released since 1998.
- Almost every song that I have recorded that was never on any of the regular albums.
- That is a total of over 400 mp3s of music I have spent the better part of my life making.
- All 8 short films that were made about the fukachuk mythology. the box, room number four, the pet, the three sticks, the tragedy of mary kettle, implanted, the small things, and planting buttons.
- All 14 fukachuk promo music videos that were made.
- Full length live concert videos from: the pet live, room number 4 live, the tragedy live, and the factory in the city live.
- Also the infamous fukachuk infomercial, and the promotional 'TV' special "Blaise Kolodychuk: A Very Special Man"

Anyway, it is my life's work.. for dead cheap..

Check out the trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwLDIA6GKZE

Buy the 4 DVD set: http://scentertainment.freehostia.com/Store/completefukachuk.htm

And lastly, there is a new SC Entertainment store to make it easy to get anything you crave out of the mighty SC Catalogue.. I hope you enjoy it and buy lots of stuff, not only to keep me busy making stuff, but to help me pay the rent! Send your friends! Tell them how cool SC is! Organize a sit in at your local city hall and sing songs about how amazing SC Entertainment is! It is all up to you my friends... Please keep the dream of SC Entertainment alive, and show the world that people making stuff in their basements is just as viable a creative force as any big shot studio.

Here's the store: http://scentertainment.freehostia.com/Store/

Curse of the Dimensions of Death

The exciting new feature length film from SC Entertainment will soon be available on DVD!
The release date is October 31st.. Halloween...
But if you pre-order the DVD before that date, you will also receive the ultra exciting Original Soundrack CD with your movie!

The package includes: A DVD containing:
Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death (1hr 25min.)
Behind the scenes feature.
Official Trailer
Teaser Trailer
and Full length CD soundtrack album (If ordered before October 31st)

All this for the low price of $10 (Including postage and all that)

Follow THIS LINK to pay through paypal with your paypal account or credit card.

http://scentertainment.freehostia.com/Store/beefartcheenkaw2.htm

Trailer For New Beefart & Cheenkaw Movie.

The Trailer is out now, so check it out!


The new feature length film from SC Entertainment! The ninth movie with the world's greatest crime fighting team of Beefart & Cheenkaw... They are up against their greatest enemy of all time! Who is this mysterious villian? And what has caused Cheenkaw, Beefart and Laura McKnees to be seperated? Find out all this and more in what may very well prove to be the greatest film of all time! With the talents of: Terence Ramsay, Blaise Kolodychuk, Kristy Lannan, Kelton Kolodychuk, Earl Nakesch, Scott Johns, Jaclyn Cobb, Paul Whittington, Elaine Boyling, Suzie Kenyon, Elizabeth Wall, Ryan Rumsey, Trevor Phillips, Jordan Bearspaw, Andrea Gammon, Liam Gonzalez, Mikaela Kolodychuk-Bridgen, Rene Gonzalez, Isaac Malik, and Emmelia Taylor.

Written, Directed, Produced, and Original Soundtrack by Blaise Kolodychuk.

Also don't forget there is an amazing double bill tonight at the Distillery Pub.
Dinojubilee and Freezer.. more info here: http://www.thiscity.com/calgary/event/3109/dinojubilee.html


See you there!

Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death - Preview!

Here are some pictures from some of the stuff we have been shooting for the upcoming film "Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death" It is actually bound to be the greatest motion picture ever made...